What happened to me, was not good,
Hit by a car, bounced off the hood,
Would get up, if only I could,
I lay, where once I stood.
Copyright © 2001 Lorraine Nisbet
Where lies One-Eyed Willie
Who died while laughing himself silly.
He drank too much liquor
That started his snicker
ended up six feet under.
Copyright © 2001 Marie Summers